Ran across a new programming language today - vigil from https://github.com/munificent/vigil ---- and you thought *LabVIEW* sometimes leaned too-restrictive in favor of being beginner-friendly. From the vigil readme:
I am now seriously considering using the phrase "The ever vigilant watchers of your code have found malfeasance in: %s" for of my custom error call chains in LabVIEW.