LAVA BBQ 2012 - DNatt's Limericks

[Darren]

Here are this year's limericks...including the one I forgot the words to while I was on stage!

A Quick Drop programmer named Nate

Devised a plugin so great!

But when he pressed Ctrl-Space

He soon got a long face

When it said, "Populating List...Please Wait."

My UIs you all will extol,

'Cause I only use Silver Controls.

My only real problem

Is that when I drop them

They eat up space like a black hole.

For ten years we've had egg on our face.

Event Structures were missing in Base!

But now they are there

Which lets us declare

That all polling loops are a disgrace!

A Tools Network partner named Klaus

Was an expert with Quick Drop and mouse.

The add-on he sold

Was certified gold

And its revenues paid for his house.

There once was a coder named Norm

Who used LV Speak during a storm.

Not wanting to go out

He let out a shout--

"Get Pizza!"...and food arrived warm.

My VIs were password-protected.

So why am I now so dejected?

Some noobs made some toys

Which sadly destroyed

The edifice NI erected.

Thanks again to Justin for writing some of these...his are the good ones.