Phillip Brooks

Get your groove on and twiddle with bits using NI hardware (Not THAT NI) http://goo.gl/ADT2d

Hating TestStand. Some people use it as an executive, others as a language. When those two types work on common sequences, its neither...

Haven't used winzip for ages. What a piece of garbage it is now

Having LV 2010 and VISA sync/async problems? - Might be a bug (fixed in 2011) - NI Discussion Forums http://goo.gl/DwF54

I hope the LAVA forums don't copy the new NI forums UX. Ugh...

I know all of use could have used one of these after a LabVIEW coding marathon - http://goo.gl/e1tL6

I Want To Know What I Want to Know When I Want To Know It

I'm not a sustaining engineer, I'm a TestStand scatologist

I've been ZIP'd into a ZIPPING ZIP of ZIPness.

I've finally passed 500 posts on #lavag

If LabVIEW programmers are 'wire jockeys', what are other programmers; 'ASCII jockeys'?

If you still point people to esr's "How to ask questions the smart way" then you need to read "How not to engage me" http://goo.gl/PBFDK

iPhone 4S? Meh.

Is this really the map of the world used in Australian schools? http://goo.gl/b5bbd8

Jost got back from NI Symposium Boston. Elijah Kerry is awesome after too much coffee!

Kids are singing Parry Gripp songs & now I can't get Baby Monkey out of my mind! http://goo.gl/Pf5zU

LabVIEW 'for' loops - the importance of using shift registers for references - http://goo.gl/bspjJ

LabVIEW Idea Exchange - Add a "Mouse Scroll" event - http://goo.gl/vrb3n

LabVIEW Idea Exchange - Fix the units! - http://goo.gl/4rb9U

LAVA members do it with class; OOPs I meant .lvclass

Learned a new term; "cargo cult programming" - http://goo.gl/KVNm

Looking through palettes; still can't find Adonis DNA or tiger blood VIs...

Modern motherboard with 2 GBE, 2 PCI, 10 COM ports & parallel port too?! DFI introduces SB332-C microATX Motherboard http://goo.gl/klUiw

Must . stop . playing . with new Apple ring tones...

Must...have...more...faster...storage! http://www.storagereview.com/samsung_sm1715_32tb_nvme_pcie_ssds_now_in_production