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QUOTE(crelf @ Jan 30 2008, 06:26 PM)

Engineer A: She made $23,460.30 in one night!

Engineer B: Who paid only 30 cents?

Engineer A: Everyone!

Thank you, thank you - I'll be here all week!

Reminds me of a related prostitution joke. A man and a women are talking about a mutual colleague who just won a million dollars in the lottery. The man asks the woman, "Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?" The woman replies, "Sure!" The man then asks, "Well, would you do it for $50?" She replies, "No, what do you think I am?" He answers, "We've just established that. Now we're just haggling over the price."

Use this one with your female friends. It's a regular laugh riot... as long as they have a good sense of humor.

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