crelf Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 QUOTE(neB @ Mar 7 2008, 08:32 AM) Q: How many psychiatric trained information scientist does it take to normalize a database? A: How does that make the database feel? QUOTE(Phillip Brooks @ Mar 7 2008, 06:08 AM) Is she your wife, our are you her case study? Yep - she must have been crazy to marry me... Quote Link to comment
jzoller Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 QUOTE(Gary Rubin @ Mar 6 2008, 10:12 AM) I have a cousin who is a real computer nerd. He used to enjoy dressing up really scruffy, going to someplace like Best Buy, starting off asking very basic questions of the computer sales people, then asking them some really detailed technical question about system... ... I admit it, I did this last time I was in an Apple store . The saleswoman actually ran away. JZ Quote Link to comment
Val Brown Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 QUOTE(neB @ Mar 7 2008, 06:32 AM) While I am waiting for my better half to advise on CRELF's punch line I'll post a real "groaner" adapter for his "green cardigan clad shoosh-monster".Q: How many psychiatric trained information scientist does it take to normalize a database? A: ? Ben Only one, but it has to want to be normal. Quote Link to comment
crelf Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 QUOTE(Val Brown @ Mar 7 2008, 11:00 AM) Only one, but it has to want to be normal. Love it! Quote Link to comment
LAVA 1.0 Content Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 QUOTE(Val Brown @ Mar 7 2008, 11:00 AM) Only one, but it has to want to be normal. Close enough. And the "Groaner Award" goes to Val! Complete answer is "Only one, but it takes a long time and it has to want to be normal." Ben Quote Link to comment
Val Brown Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 QUOTE(neB @ Mar 7 2008, 09:17 AM) Close enough.And the "Groaner Award" goes to Val! Complete answer is "Only one, but it takes a long time and it has to want to be normal." Ben Being a psychologist -- and one who developed and teaches Solution Oriented Rapid Transformation -- I can tell you it doesn't have to take a long time. Perhaps though, with psychiatrists it does take longer....But the bigger issue is: why would you want to be normal? Why not just be you? Quote Link to comment
LAVA 1.0 Content Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 QUOTE(Val Brown @ Mar 7 2008, 11:47 AM) ... why would you want to be normal? Why not just be you? Exactly! Like my DB's I prefer my associates to be slightly de-normalized. :beer: It makes for more lively discussions. Ben PS My better half threw in the towel saying something about it being to early. Quote Link to comment
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