Norm Kirchner Posted August 17, 2010 Report Posted August 17, 2010 For reference, these are sung in this fashion Here A girl, once named Joline who had reviewed my queued state machine said “No matter what you put through, Your data never quite fills the queue.” But, I told her six is both average and mean. Aye aye yai yai your program only works w/ 'run continuously' so sing me another verse that's worse than the other verse and waltz me around by my while loop A crowd of chicks from R&D were impressed by my large VI Tree. They’d all hoped for a squeeze but I said, “Ladies please, I must limit my queue size to three.” Aye aye yai yai your error wires have always been funky ..... I once knew a girl from japan who was looking for a block diagram I pressed control E and saw his dependency tree and swam all the way back to San Fran Aye aye yai yai If you like that one head over to 'Kiss & Fly' ...... I once knew a girl from floor three who said she had her eyes on me She liked my VI’s most So I wrote her a blog post and now I can’t keep her followers off of me Aye aye yai yai Christina please forgive me for that one...... I once knew a man from Racine who invented a finite state machine meally or moore, it could't keep score because it didn’t even fit on one screen. Aye aye yai yai nobody likes my block diagram colors ...... I once knew a man from Peru Whose for loops only went to iteration two........ aye aye yai yai If you didn't groan at that you've got issues ...... I once a girl named Alli whose while loop had gone to iteration three and then it stopped.... aye aye yai yai You leave breakpoints in password protected VI ...... I once knew a girl I thought hot Who I saw had a grey coercion dot When I took her to bed The damn thing turned red and I ended up in a memory leakage spot aye aye yai yai If you like that one your a sick M@#$% F@#$()* {slowed down} So sing me no more verse........ thats gotta be the worst verse.... and press my abort execution 2
Phillip Brooks Posted August 18, 2010 Report Posted August 18, 2010 If Dr. Dirty was the speaker at NI Week, I'd certainly find a way to get there! ( Not SFW! ) http://www.johnvalbynation.com/home.html Aye aye yai yai, Your state machine template is janky!
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