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Multiple people have requested I post the limericks I recited at the BBQ this week. Here they are, as best as I can recall from memory: There once was a coder named Kring He sure liked to right-click on things He once claimed he was faster Than the coding challenge master Yet he’d never step into the ring! There once was a coder named Mercer Who always had a class on his cursor Then Christina stopped by With her eyes on his VIs And said, “Clusters would make this code worser!” There once was a coder named Aivaliotis Who had a cool blog that he showed us It’s called VI Shots And we all love it lots But on facebook he keeps trying to poke us! There once was a coder named Goeres Who spent all his money on... ... ... There once was a coder named Justin Whose popcorn machine kept on bustin’ The problem, he knew, Was in no way LabVIEW Turns out, the real wires were rustin’. There once was a coder named Norm Who made writing VIs an art form. But not akin to Van Gogh, Or Michaelangelo, More like, a 5-year old with Colorforms. There once was a coder named Relf Who was always promoting himself. If only he knew “Image Acquisition and Processing with LabVIEW” to this day gathers dust on my shelf.