Here are this year's BBQ limericks.
If you find that your woman is yearning,
for a good dose of sweet LabVIEW learning.
Show her 2013,
where the examples are clean,
and no longer cause stomach churning.
A weirdo who loved C++
Met JeffK while riding the bus.
A discussion transpired,
His brain got rewired,
Now the weirdo loves LabVIEW like us!
You’ve heard of this framework called Actor,
Well it’s great for your LabVIEW geek factor!
When a girl sees your app,
It won't look like crap,
And you can use that to somehow attract her.
You might wonder how I got so skilled,
At getting lim'rick orders fulfilled.
I have plenty of time
To work out the rhymes,
‘Cuz my app takes 4 hours to build.