The grass is always greener, etc

[Cat]

I want this job!!

If only it didn't mean leaving behind my daughter, my cats, and my SO.

Of course, my daughter is in China, my SO is under the deep blue sea, and one of my cats presented me with a fur ball this morning. If I just snuck off, no one would notice for quite some time...

[Jarimatti Valkonen]

Lucky you. I'm not even able to apply. I'm neither U.S. citizen nor permanent resident.

Edited April 1, 2010 by Jarimatti Valkonen

[Mark Smith]

They had me till they mentioned Kwaj...........

Mark

[PaulG.]

Sweet indeed. Fight you for it.

[Cat]

Sweet indeed. Fight you for it.

Is there such thing as "virtual arm-wrestling"?

[smenjoulet]

Is there such thing as "virtual arm-wrestling"?

Let's make it a three way fight...

[jzoller]

Let's make it a three way fight...

Four way?

Note to any generic HR folks out there: that is how to write a "help wanted" ad for a techie: no salary mentioned, no "8 years of Java, 3 years of C++, must be a team player...".

Sorry for gushing, I'm seriously impressed.

Joe Z.

Edited April 1, 2010 by jzoller

[Cat]

Note to any generic HR folks out there: that is how to write a "help wanted" ad for a techie

Absolutely. I've printed it out and am going to save it as inspiration for next time we're looking to hire someone.

[PaulG.]

What if this turns out to be nothing more than an April Fools joke?

[asbo]

What if this turns out to be nothing more than an April Fools joke?

It'll be a sad joke, but a wonderful dream ...

[Francois Normandin]

What if this turns out to be nothing more than an April Fools joke?

Is that even legal on March 31st?

[Norm Kirchner]

Anyone looking for a job at NI....there might be an opening in the RF Segment soon

[PaulG.]

Absolutely. I've printed it out and am going to save it as inspiration for next time we're looking to hire someone.

I did the same thing ... but tacked it up in my cube for inspiration ... next to my growing collection of "facepalm" de-motivational pictures.