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Clients From Hell


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Okay I found a site that helped me kill some time while I was stuck in the airport due to weather yesterday.

http://clientsfromhell.net/

It's kinda hit and miss for me some are funny some are lame, and some seem fake but even so I made it through about 30 pages of them. Most are website design, or photoshop related but I think programmers can appreciate them too. Here's a few of my favorites.

Client: “I’m afraid I can’t afford the monthly figure at the moment.”

Me: “Oh no - that’s hourly.”

Client: ”I could get a stripper for that!”

Me: ”If she’s as good with Photoshop as I am, then she is the better deal.”

Can you do a review of the site that our in-house web designer made? I’ll pay you $1 a minute for 5 minutes for a complete & detailed review.
Client: “Excellent work, we love what you’ve done with the site! Actually, would it be too much trouble to send me the original?”

Me: “The original?”

Client: “You know, the site on paper, before you scanned it in.”

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