Popular Post Darren Posted August 5, 2011 Popular Post Report Posted August 5, 2011 Multiple people have requested I post the limericks I recited at the BBQ this week. Here they are, as best as I can recall from memory: There once was a coder named Kring He sure liked to right-click on things He once claimed he was faster Than the coding challenge master Yet he’d never step into the ring! There once was a coder named Mercer Who always had a class on his cursor Then Christina stopped by With her eyes on his VIs And said, “Clusters would make this code worser!” There once was a coder named Aivaliotis Who had a cool blog that he showed us It’s called VI Shots And we all love it lots But on facebook he keeps trying to poke us! There once was a coder named Goeres Who spent all his money on... ... ... There once was a coder named Justin Whose popcorn machine kept on bustin’ The problem, he knew, Was in no way LabVIEW Turns out, the real wires were rustin’. There once was a coder named Norm Who made writing VIs an art form. But not akin to Van Gogh, Or Michaelangelo, More like, a 5-year old with Colorforms. There once was a coder named Relf Who was always promoting himself. If only he knew “Image Acquisition and Processing with LabVIEW” to this day gathers dust on my shelf. 5
crelf Posted August 5, 2011 Report Posted August 5, 2011 There once was a coder named RelfWho was always promoting himself. If only he knew “Image Acquisition and Processing with LabVIEW” to this day gathers dust on my shelf. At least you bought a copy
xtal Posted August 8, 2011 Report Posted August 8, 2011 At least you bought a copy I've got one, too!
crelf Posted August 8, 2011 Report Posted August 8, 2011 I've got one, too! It's a great insomnia cure, or so I've been told...
Justin Goeres Posted August 9, 2011 Report Posted August 9, 2011 It's a great insomnia cure, or so I've been told... My copy is signed by the author, which is no end of amusement to me as we'd never met yet when I won it at the BBQ in 2006.
crelf Posted August 9, 2011 Report Posted August 9, 2011 My copy is signed by the author, which is no end of amusement to me as we'd never met yet when I won it at the BBQ in 2006. You use the term "won" loosely.
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