For reference, these are sung in this fashion Here
A girl, once named Joline
who had reviewed my queued state machine
said “No matter what you put through,
Your data never quite fills the queue.”
But, I told her six is both average and mean.
Aye aye yai yai
your program only works w/ 'run continuously'
so sing me another verse that's worse than the other verse and waltz me around by my while loop
A crowd of chicks from R&D
were impressed by my large VI Tree.
They’d all hoped for a squeeze
but I said, “Ladies please,
I must limit my queue size to three.”
Aye aye yai yai
your error wires have always been funky
.....
I once knew a girl from japan
who was looking for a block diagram
I pressed control E
and saw his dependency tree
and swam all the way back to San Fran
Aye aye yai yai
If you like that one head over to 'Kiss & Fly'
......
I once knew a girl from floor three
who said she had her eyes on me
She liked my VI’s most
So I wrote her a blog post
and now I can’t keep her followers off of me
Aye aye yai yai
Christina please forgive me for that one......
I once knew a man from Racine
who invented a finite state machine
meally or moore,
it could't keep score
because it didn’t even fit on one screen.
Aye aye yai yai
nobody likes my block diagram colors
......
I once knew a man from Peru
Whose for loops only went to iteration two........
aye aye yai yai
If you didn't groan at that you've got issues
......
I once a girl named Alli
whose while loop had gone to iteration three
and then it stopped....
aye aye yai yai
You leave breakpoints in password protected VI
......
I once knew a girl I thought hot
Who I saw had a grey coercion dot
When I took her to bed
The damn thing turned red
and I ended up in a memory leakage spot
aye aye yai yai
If you like that one your a sick M@#$% F@#$()*
{slowed down} So sing me no more verse........ thats gotta be the worst verse.... and press my abort execution