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“If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in

Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live. - Martin Golding

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction ~ E.F. Schumacher

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. - Dick Cavett

Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow!

Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have before you fully understand the situation.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

He who laughs last, didn't get it.

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific

If its a choice of two evils. I always pick the one I havn't tried before.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. ~Terry Pratchett

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My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few virtues.- Abraham Lincoln

Prepare and prevent, don't repair and repent

Reusing pieces of code is like picking off sentences from other people's stories and trying to make a magazine article.~Bob Frankston

So this is where John Galt went.

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. (Winston Churchill)

Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other - Burton Hillis

The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege.

The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps

The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. ~ Lloyd Jones