"I'm not sure you've really got this whole Object-Oriented thing..."

[hooovahh]

It's text based, but I found it funny.

s = 7

"We're allowed to have multi-character variable names now, you know."

slots = 7

"Okayyy... Isn't that 7 sort of hard-coded?"

SEVEN = 7

...

slots = SEVEN

"Very funny."

SLOTS_PER_WIDGET = 7

...

slots = SLOTS_PER_WIDGET

"Getting there."

import widgetConstants

...

slots = widgetConstants.SLOTS_PER_WIDGET

"Okay, that's..."

widgetModelFactory = WidgetModelFactory.getInstance()

widgetModel = widgetModelFactory.getWidgetModel()

slots = widgetModel.getSlotsPerWidget()

"Sure, okay, that's..."

context = Context.getCurrentContext()

serviceDirectoryFactory = ServiceDirectoryFactory.getServiceDirectory(context)

serviceDirectory = serviceDirectoryFactory.getServiceDirectory(context)

serviceDescriptor = ServiceDescriptorFactory.getDescriptor("widgetModelFactory")

widgetModelFactoryServiceLocator = serviceDirectory.getServiceLocator(serviceDescriptor,context)

widgetModelFactory = (WidgetModelFactory)widgetModelFactoryServiceLocator.findService(context)

widgetModel = widgetModelFactory.getWidgetModel(context)

slots = widgetModel.getSlotsPerWidget()

"I'm not sure you've really got this whole Object-Oriented thing down quite right..."

slots = thisWidget.getSlotCount()

"Thank you."

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[crelf]

[ShaunR]

We should have a jokes/humour section

[Val Brown]

It's text based, but I found it funny.

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and, of course, from a legal perspective the proper response is:

I object!