Here are this year's limericks...including the one I forgot the words to while I was on stage!
A Quick Drop programmer named Nate
Devised a plugin so great!
But when he pressed Ctrl-Space
He soon got a long face
When it said, "Populating List...Please Wait."
My UIs you all will extol,
'Cause I only use Silver Controls.
My only real problem
Is that when I drop them
They eat up space like a black hole.
For ten years we've had egg on our face.
Event Structures were missing in Base!
But now they are there
Which lets us declare
That all polling loops are a disgrace!
A Tools Network partner named Klaus
Was an expert with Quick Drop and mouse.
The add-on he sold
Was certified gold
And its revenues paid for his house.
There once was a coder named Norm
Who used LV Speak during a storm.
Not wanting to go out
He let out a shout--
"Get Pizza!"...and food arrived warm.
My VIs were password-protected.
So why am I now so dejected?
Some noobs made some toys
Which sadly destroyed
The edifice NI erected.
Thanks again to Justin for writing some of these...his are the good ones.