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German beer!!! :beer: Yummy.. (need I say more?? ) German women.... yummier...

People, I am looking for a LV driver for the Anritsu ME7808 mmWave Network ANalyzer. A CVI, IVI driver will also do. I looked everywhere, NI site, Anritsu site, Anritsu LV drivers site, etc... Thanks, JLV

LOL!! I'd if that was the case.

Yes.. That's exactly what I'd be afraid of... then it would push the pencentage to 98.0%.. I gatta stop reading his messages.. He's way too depressed. And to think that he wants gov't assistance $$$ for him to publish a book that says the gov't is stupid and 97.9% of Canadians are stupid.. well.. he's stupid!! To insult the people that actually support such a thing with our hard-earned $$$, that's just not right. Parasites.. :thumbdown: that's what it is ... a parasite.. :headbang:

LOL!!! :arrow: :beer:

Hi Pete!! THANK YOU!!! It worked!! The smart search was the way to go. The full system scan didn't find it. AH.. no more MSN... Life is wonderful.. Thanks! JLV

Let's get to the point.. I HATE MSN.COM~!!~!~~!~ My F@$!#@$#!@%$#%ing nefew went on a chat channel (not MSN, but through a portal... of some sort). Now my BLOODY!!! start page is always MSN (DOES IT get ANY more AGreVatinG than THIS!!!???!?!? except for caps lock abuse, of course...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) SO, YES!!! I've tried all the conventional methods to restore start pages (tools, Internet options, home page address) and (tools, Internet options, programs, reset web settings), to doing a FULL search for ANY msn.com text in ALL files on my BLOODY!!!! PC!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. AND CHANGING the bloody msn.com to my usual address.... in ALLL the bLOODY text files!!! (DO I sound frustrated, yet???) In any case.... Everytime I change that BLOODY!!!!!! address, it immediately reverts back to msn.com!! Damn nefew!! Forever forbidden to touching any of the PC's in our house... But apart from re-installing bloody windoze, is there a way from getting rid of MSN??? OK!! stop laughing!! this is serious... Bloody PC is posessed by the devil!! Billy Hell Gates!! help!! I'm going nuts... (oh no... imagine alfa helping out on this one... )

It would be wonderful!! Except if you have to debug someone else's messy code... :headbang:

If you post the negative number, we can have a better idea of the problem. You can also go in the Help Menu and enter the negative number under "explain error". Did you configure the serial port? port number, rate, data bits, parity, etc... JLV

Thanks, found it, and it works great.

I am using labview 8.0.1, the tool seems to be running fine, but the 'wire it' button is disabled. I select two tunnels and the button is disabled. I have not enabled Labview scripting could this be the problem?

There are probably quite a few consultants, here.. Some of us are 1 co.-person, some others try to keep the headcount above 1. It doesn't "feel" as if we are alone. Maybe some places can make you feel that way, but it's up to you to integrate yourself to each workplace. I would not go back to being an employee. I don't see any real benefit of being an employee, plus there are some flexibilities... well rater some + & -, just as in anything... The good... hummm... the idea of building your own company. The bad... well... it's better not to open that can of worms.. Just concentrate on the good. I never feel alone.. If I do, then I get together with other consultants.. Inspiration?? Wow.. there's an open floodgate in my brain.. wholly crap.. some many ideas, not enough time in this life.. but that's ok.. 5 hrs of sleep should be enough The difficult part is dealing with bigger competition. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. You either have to be better (technically) or be a better salesman... And then it boils down to cost (to the customer). You do get that extra boost of learning, and oh boy do you learn lots!!! And a regular work-week is approx 80 hours, but you get 40 hrs worth of earnings.. Vacation / time off.. grab some whenever you can.. But do have fun.. and enjoy what you do.. Keep positive no matter what, and if you fall, get up and remember that you are a human being.. then smile...

Oh yes.. Absolutely fantastic! Who's the singer?? JLV :thumbup:

Alfa, You seem EXTREMELY depressed... You have to let go the past! And don't hang on to it by some "negative timelines"... there's that negative word again.. Just turn that bloody page and move forward with life. You can't change the world. It's parts of every individual's growth. There are only 3 things you should focus on: 1. your daughter (show her examples of how wonderful life is... don't forget, you're her model.. and it's not a positive one (based on your posts). 2. get a job.. any job.. wash dishes for "name_of_your_higher_being"'s sakes!! Contribute to society instead of saying rediculous things like 97.7% of humans are animals!! You're wrong!!! 100% of humans are animals, mamillians for that matter.. possibly evolved from stupid monkeys... So what if too many humans kept traces of their ancestors.. so be it! Concentrate on work and stop thinking negative thoughts! 3. Get laid... Not Late.. Laid.. You know, that good old ancestral animal instict that keeps the population growing. Since you have a daughter, then you know the drill It does wonders to forget about life's little troubles. Have fun. Smile. Look at yourself in the mirror, tell yourself you love the person you see and laugh about it.. Life IS wonderful. And life is merely a reflection of how you feel about yourself. Work on that sense of humor.. Women luv a great sense of humor. Go to a bar and learn "story-telling" from some British dude. They are awesome at telling good stories. Laugh, drink & be merry.. for life IS very short... so don't waste one moment not having fun!!! And as for all those theories that you come up with.... you're not the first and you won't be the last. Live TODAY....!!!!! not tomorrow and certainly not yesterday... You may hate what I wrote, but so be it.. Now enough talk about police & negative stuff.. Have fun!... Write some Labview code that makes you happy. Or better yet, write some LV code that makes everyone in this forum HAPPY. Happy... happy... happy... (now if we could only get a bit of sunshine...) :star: :star:

I hate that when it happens.. I spend 578 years recovering from a time paradox.. in a while loop! And it wasn't "Ground Hog Day" either.. And to top it all off... I didn't have my :camera: and no :beer: The good news is that after recovering from it, I actually used the negative time capsule which brought me back in the future before the paradox occurred, thus preventing it. Now, it's just a FLASH memory.. :thumbup:

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OOps, J'ai oublier que plusieurs d'entre vous ne sais pas que je suis un francophone... Ah.. yes the French.. During a 2 week business trip, we tried to find a "bad" restaurant.. In other words, bad food. So we went to a train station in Clairment-Ferront (I misspelled it for sure) and the food was beyond superbe! Wow!! If only we had such good food here! And the wines.. Absolutely delicious. Although I was very impressed with the German whites as well. Quoting Ben: "Some day I'll share my theory that gravity can actuall travel faster than the speed of light." Yes.. I tried one of those experiments and it got my mind spinning-round. The "G-Force" had an effect on my aura.. :worship: The side effect was that there was a negative gravity field around me for a few days... so I could keep any food down

Excellent example! Yes, PWM is often the choice for controlling dc-motors. I forgot to ask if he was using a DAQ to control it.

Well said Phillip. :laugh: I don't know why we waste our time with such a person... He seems to be projecting how he feels about himself onto many people/cultures/countries. He probably got confused about "Astral Projection" with "self projection", which is why he calls everyone stupid.. Shame really... He's doing it to himself... no other country wants someone like that... Maybe he's right, Canadians are stupid.. He should grab a cold :beer: get some action and smile once in a while.. That activity might count as spiritual growth... I like Germans, Canadians, Romanians (some of our best friends), Hongarians, even Americans... (not sure about the French ).. Quebecers are fantastic (oh... the women... oh... ) I agree that this thread is like rubbernecking at a car accident.. We should ignore it..

What about next month on May 4th? ... personally, I think it happened a couple of years ago.

LOL!! Certainly an amusing thread... I always thought that "Spirituality" had to do with personal growth and not "Country-where-I-live" bashing... I guess people evolve at different rates... some even backwards (in time, of course)!!! LOL!!! Tiz better than da local Pub!! :beer:

My kind of thread... very important word used: BEER. Luv the imported stuff (German, Belgian, England). What was the other topic???

How do you control / drive the motor? From a HW perspective? Do you use a microcontroller, FPGA, etc.. WHat's between the power source and the motor itself? JLV

Aren't you part of the 97.7%? You do live in Canada, don't you? There is democracy here... not in reverse D'oh!!! I just wrote a book in the past 5 minutes... I kept the time in a tight while loop. The title of my new book is: "Those of you who think you know everything (about time reversal) are annoying to those of us who do". I visited the future and it's actually a Best-Seller. :camera: Very popular in Romania as well. So what's keeping you in the world of eternal snow?

well said AK2DM... User A: “Finally I’ve found my Soulmate! Thanks, Google Romance!” Wonder if she had to travel back in time to do that... Maybe book a trip through Google Travel. Hey Michael... When did you move to San Jose??