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QUOTE(Gary Rubin @ Feb 22 2007, 06:09 AM) Well done!

QUOTE(Gary Rubin @ Feb 22 2007, 03:54 AM) I don't see where you said the correct answer...

QUOTE(yen @ Feb 22 2007, 03:50 AM) Sounds like a case of lysdexia!

QUOTE(Gary Rubin @ Feb 22 2007, 03:38 AM) Heh heh heh

QUOTE(Gary Rubin @ Feb 22 2007, 02:08 AM) What is the toilet tissue holder with its own telephone made of?

QUOTE(Gary Rubin @ Feb 21 2007, 11:38 PM) http://www.gomusic.ru/asx.m3u?id=2596194' target="_blank">Correct!

QUOTE(Bryan @ Feb 22 2007, 12:00 AM) Fabulous - I'm looking forward to it. It doesn't need to be anything huge, just something you think will be useful to the community at large.

QUOTE(Gary Rubin @ Feb 21 2007, 11:17 PM) The man's too big, the man's too <?>

QUOTE(Michael_Aivaliotis @ Feb 21 2007, 05:43 PM) Me too - my first record (yes, record) was Brothers in Arms - almost wore it out. Saw them live in Canberra in 91(?) supported by the Hothous Flowers - absolutely awesome!!!

QUOTE(Bryan @ Feb 21 2007, 10:20 PM) You only need up to 30 minutes a week to dedicate to the task - in fact, some weeks you won't need to do anything at all. QUOTE(Bryan @ Feb 21 2007, 10:20 PM) I don't know if I meet all of the qualifications anyway. The qualification list can be found here - check it out!

Looking for a position on the LAVA Certified Assessor Team? Here's what you need to be considered: Time You need to be able to dedicate up to half an hour a week to your duties. Sometimes you won't be needed at all, other times the whole half an hour will be taken up. Hopefully, with the addition of new members to the team, the workload will be share some more, so the chances of being needed every week should drop. We try to assess LAVAcr submissions within the second business day of them being submitted, so whilst you won't need to be continually polling the submissions area, you'll need to check it out every day or two. Style You need to demonstrate to the current members of the team that you know how to code LabVIEW, and that your coding style is fit to rise above the LAVA Certified standard. To prove this, you need to submit your own example to the LAVAcr and have it assessed as an exemplary hunk of code by a current member of the team. If you already have an approved submission in the LAVAcr that you'd like to be considered as your example, please let me know. Tools You're going to need, obviously, access to the tools that you need to get the job done, namely a copy of LabVIEW. The version isn't that important, as we get submissions in versions as far back as 7.0.1. You may need to download and install additional components to asses a submission, including (but not limited to) OpenG packages. If you're not comfortable doing this, then the assessment power you have is severely limited, and you won't be of much help to us. Guts The LAVAcr is built of a pretty strict ethic of style and usability. We designed the repository to not be a free-for-all where anyone can dump whatever they wanted and call it great code - our submissions are assessed for their overall benefit: not just functionality, but whether they promote good coding skills and practises. To that end, you will need to have the guts to deny a submission, but also have the back up of why it's denied, and the ability to make suggestions on what can be improved to encourage the member to resubmit their solution. This not only keeps our repository high quality, but also provides positive feedback to users and makes them better programmers. Around 70% of all LAVA Code Repository submissions are denied on their first submission - that's a relatively high proportion. To our team's and member's credit, all of those who failed the initial round resubmitted their code and passed the LAVA Certified processing the second round. That's a statistic we're very proud of. You don't need to be mean and picky on all things, but you do need to be able to recognise when submitted code isn't appropriate, and be able to stand up to the member with a well-founded and backed-up report on things that need improvement (it's not a difficult as it may sound: we have standard templates for that). Dedication There are a number of ways you can show your dedication to LAVA, and one of the most important is a Premium Membership. At this stage, we're not accepting applications from anyone but Premium Members, so if you're not one, now's the time to step up and throw in your 11 cents a day.

QUOTE(Michael_Aivaliotis @ Feb 21 2007, 07:46 AM) So said Michael Constantine from My Big Fat Greek Wedding

I'd like to welcome mballa to the LAVA Certified Assessor Team! Mark brings with him a strong LabVIEW background and a great LabVIEW style (check out one of his own LAVAcr submissions here). I'd also like to confirm that we are still looking to fill one or two more positions in the LAVA Certified Assessor Team - if you're interested, please PM me directly.

QUOTE(Jeff Plotzke @ Feb 19 2007, 09:59 AM) Sure sounds like a bug to me. Are you sure that the pause is repeatable, or is there something else you can call to see if the system is ready for the property node you're using?

QUOTE(LabFool @ Feb 16 2007, 11:04 AM) You can get them http://sine.ni.com/nips/cds/view/p/lang/en/nid/10292' target="_blank">here.

QUOTE(BrokenArrow @ Feb 19 2007, 03:23 AM) Welcome to LAVA - great alias! http://lavag.org/old_files/monthly_02_2007/post-181-1171823729.jpg' target="_blank">

QUOTE(tcplomp @ Feb 18 2007, 02:22 AM) I use RSSPopper in Outlook - it's pretty cool and threads all of the forums just like emails.

QUOTE(BobbyCee @ Feb 17 2007, 12:45 AM) Perfect - that's exactly the step I was missing - thanks! Here's the updated version: Download File:post-181-1171638901.vi QUOTE(BobbyCee @ Feb 17 2007, 12:45 AM) Glad you are my boss :thumbup: ...and I am equally glad that you are my minion

You're having far too much fun!

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Looks like you spoke too soon yen!

QUOTE(Michael_Aivaliotis @ Feb 11 2007, 04:47 PM) Thank you Mike - LAVA would be (literally) nothing without you!

Yea - regard and revear my first disciple! He shall be named "LV Punk"!

See? afla's book it actually about ME!!!!! All hail your new God! Bring Him beer as not to anger Him!