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Following in the tradition of LAVAr's from around the globe, I am very pleased to introduce... Digby and Dexter! Dad sure has his hands full Mad props to Jack for the outfits.

Congrats. Thought you seemed busy. I have a 5-week old daughter myself. Katy. Only got the one, though; didn’t buy in bulk.

I see you didn't choose a Singleton architecture. Congrats Jon.

"Easily?" Really? I'm going to have to hire you for my next debugging session. I've been using terms like "frustrating", "maddening" and "the sort of exercise that drives programmers to contemplate text."

Dearest LabVIEW, Sometimes there are simply no words that can adequately express the depth of a person's feelings that are plagued by regret, guilt and sadness for a wrong done. I know it can't undo what has been done and it won't ease the pain in your heart. Instead, let me write this to let you know that I regretted my actions, and cheating on you is certainly an unforgivable mistake. I totally deserve any the anger and resentment from you for what I have put you through. I was tempted by text-based programming, and I was weak. Not because the love between us was weak, but because I was coerced by another - let's just call her "the customer". I knew at the time that it was wrong, but she was so purseuasive. She bought me gifts, she told me I was handsome, she laughed at my lame software engineering puns, she made me feel special. I know now that these were all underhanded tricks so that she could have her way with me. She didn't care about me, ahd only cared about herself, and how I could help her. It pains me to see you suffering as a result of my misbehavior. Guilt burns in my heart thinking of all the hurt that you must have felt because of my recklessness. Each time that I think of you, I get angry with myself, my blindness and foolishness, and my indiscretion. I know there is still a strong love for you glowing in my heart. I truly want us to be happy again with me still being a part of your life. I know I don't have the right to ask anything from you when I have foolishly betrayed your trust in me, but I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me and give me another opportunity to prove to you how much I love you. Give me another chance and I have faith that, one day, we will look back at this and laugh, albeit uncomfortably. Loving you always, crelf