Ignore what everyone says: use local variables for everything!

[Sparkette]

Wireless technology. It's about time we caught up.

[crossrulz]

The problem with locals is that they are only for inside of a single VI.  If we are truely going wireless, the Global Variables are the way to go.

[SDietrich]

I don't use Global Variables, because the NSA can read them.

[Phillip Brooks]

Locals are WiFi, Globals are Cellular Data. If you want performance, wired is always the fastest and safest 

[Sparkette]

Locals are WiFi, Globals are Cellular Data. If you want performance, wired is always the fastest and safest 

 

What about shared variables?

[Gribo]

Wireless takes too much energy compared to wired. Personally, I prefer optics.

[Phillip Brooks]

What about shared variables?

 

They're like Google+. Nobody uses them unless they have to...

[shoneill]

But....  If I ignore what everyone says, then I must also ignore what you say.....  D'oh, what to do?

 

Coffee. 

[dannyt]

I think to much Coffee looks to have been drunk already today

[hooovahh]

The future of technology, or at least what people won't shut up about, is wireless. You know, things like walkmans, flashlights, and solar calculators.

[M_P]

What about shared variables?

 

Much like a shared data plan.  With associated overage charges if you're not careful.