Grampa_of_Oliva_n_Eden Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 QUOTE(alfa @ Sep 6 2007, 07:05 AM) The Romanian prostitutes hate President Bush. ... That's good news. :thumbup: Alfa, You never did give us a good update on your experience during the "conference on differential geometry in Paris". could you please share what you learned? Thank you, Ben Quote Link to comment
alfa Posted September 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 QUOTE(alfa @ Sep 7 2007, 04:28 AM) Aug 21 2007, 12:38 PM Post http://forums.lavag.org/The-5th-dimension-t4895.html&st=345#' target="_blank">#356 Very Active Grp: Member Posts: 126 Joined: 17-March 05 Member No.: 1855 Using LabVIEW Since:2006 LV:7.1 ,. ,. This week I am at: the 8th international workshop on differential geometry. In Paris the conference was in 28th of August! Check it! I can not write too much because I don't have a computer and here at University when I come in the internet is down, I'm going out the internet is OK!!! Like usual the prostitutes from years are acting on my back all the time, because theirs God is on my back ! They try to denigrate me to everybody, because I fight them all the time alone. Now is after me an international prostitution ring, I don't need help to fight PROSTITUTES! With a computer at home will be much easier for me to waste them! I have to show them the POWER of HIGH LEVEL PEOPLE! Quote Link to comment
LAVA 1.0 Content Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 Can you here him now? No? Good! We're doing our jobs! "It's the NOTwork." (jackboots and prostitutes posing as the Verizon Wireless "army" of engineers) So, there really is a worldwide plot to make Alfa miserable; the RCMP, the Romanian government, the universities, former yoga teachers and probably the children selling cookies door to door to raise funds for their camping trip. Wow. Really, wow. This thread is getting old, and I've got to stop reading it. Unfortunately it's like a car wreck; you can't help but look! Quote Link to comment
Grampa_of_Oliva_n_Eden Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 QUOTE(LV Punk @ Sep 7 2007, 06:49 AM) ... the children selling cookies door to door to raise funds for their camping trip. Wow. Really, wow.... I knew those "Thin Mints" were too good to be true. Ben Quote Link to comment
Justin Goeres Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 QUOTE(Ben @ Sep 7 2007, 04:08 AM) I knew those "Thin Mints" were too good to be true. You're not http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Addams_Family' target="_blank">the only one: Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons? Wednesday: Yes. Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons? Pugsley: Yes. Girl Scout: I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal? Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts? Quote Link to comment
alfa Posted September 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Looks like you are very good on “all-natural foods and beverages”; this means you are good kids or good parents. I have a question: In the middle of the ocean in a boat are 11 people: a Chinese, an Indian, an Italian, a Canadian, an American, a Romanian, a Jew, a Palestinian, a Russian, a German and a Hungarian. The food is enough only for 1 person and you have to take the decision who will be left in a boat. Who you will chose to survive from those 11 people? Quote Link to comment
Jim Kring Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 QUOTE(alfa @ Sep 9 2007, 10:48 PM) Looks like you are very good on "all-natural foods and beverages"; this means you are good kids or good parents. I have a question: In the middle of the ocean in a boat are 11 people: a Chinese, an Indian, an Italian, a Canadian, an American, a Romanian, a Jew, a Palestinian, a Russian, a German and a Hungarian. The food is enough only for 1 person and you have to take the decision who will be left in a boat. Who you will chose to survive from those 11 people? Can you use the food as bait for catching fish? Quote Link to comment
crelf Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 QUOTE(alfa @ Sep 10 2007, 03:48 PM) Who you will chose to survive from those 11 people? The Australian Quote Link to comment
Justin Goeres Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 QUOTE(alfa @ Sep 9 2007, 10:48 PM) Who you will chose to survive from those 11 people? As much as I want to know the answer to that question, I'm not sure I like where this is going. Quote Link to comment
crelf Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 QUOTE(Justin Goeres @ Sep 11 2007, 02:48 AM) As much as I want to know the answer to that question... C'mon - you know you wanna! Quote Link to comment
alfa Posted September 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 You can speak with those 11 people and after that you will take the decision. Until you are thinking to solve the problem I’ll go sometimes here: http://esm.neel.cnrs.fr/2007-cluj/ Quote Link to comment
Grampa_of_Oliva_n_Eden Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 QUOTE(alfa @ Sep 11 2007, 06:35 AM) You can speak with those 11 people and after that you will take the decision.Until you are thinking to solve the problem I'll go sometimes here: http://esm.neel.cnrs.fr/2007-cluj/''>http://esm.neel.cnrs.fr/2007-cluj/' target="_blank">http://esm.neel.cnrs.fr/2007-cluj/ Somehow I get the feeling this is one of those meaningless riddles or an ethnic joke. But I'm game to play along. I will assume that fresh drinking water and exposure to the elements are a non-issue. If I asked the same question (who gets the food?) of the 11 people in the boat, how does each reply? Ben Quote Link to comment
Yair Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Is LAVA trying to tell me something? Quote Link to comment
PaulG. Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 QUOTE(yen @ Sep 24 2007, 03:01 PM) Is LAVA trying to tell me something? http://lavag.org/old_files/monthly_09_2007/post-1431-1190660398.png' target="_blank"> Nope. I'm of the opinion that if you ever need to see a psychic they will contact you first. Quote Link to comment
Grampa_of_Oliva_n_Eden Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 QUOTE(PaulG. @ Sep 24 2007, 03:25 PM) Nope. I'm of the opinion that if you ever need to see a psychic they will contact you first. So all of those "Out of area" calls I have been ignoring .... Ben Quote Link to comment
Michael Aivaliotis Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 QUOTE(yen @ Sep 24 2007, 12:01 PM) Is LAVA trying to tell me something? http://lavag.org/old_files/monthly_09_2007/post-1431-1190660398.png' target="_blank"> Well, many LabVIEW users (such as yourself) are wondering how much work it will be to upgrade their projects to 8.5. What better way to find out? Quote Link to comment
crelf Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 QUOTE(yen @ Sep 25 2007, 05:01 AM) Is LAVA trying to tell me something? http://lavag.org/old_files/monthly_09_2007/post-1431-1190660398.png' target="_blank"> They're much better than dead psychic readings... Quote Link to comment
alfa Posted September 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 The most important moment of ours days is going on in Myanmar: It’s the rarely stand-off between the low level people, the majority, represented by the military(government institutions) and the high level people represented by the Buddhist monks. This is a proof of my theory; it’s my book becoming reality. What’s going on there (we see it because of this polarization (like in physics) of the society) shows exactly where we are as Homo sapiens today. Of course the people from the mass media are low level people and they don’t realize the importance of this moment in our history (in Romania I saw it for couple seconds on national TV). Quote Link to comment
alfa Posted October 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 I was to these conferences: http://www.itim-cj.ro/PIM/2007/index.html "Tiberiu Popoviciu" Seminar on Functional Equations, Approximation and Convexity (September 26-29, 2007) My friend: http://ca.geocities.com/adferent@rogers.com/ROCKY.html Quote Link to comment
Michael Aivaliotis Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 QUOTE(alfa @ Oct 1 2007, 05:14 AM) I was to these conferences:http://www.itim-cj.ro/PIM/2007/index.html"Tiberiu Popoviciu" Seminar on Functional Equations, Approximation and Convexity (September 26-29, 2007) What a coincidence... it's the fifth conference. QUOTE(alfa @ Oct 1 2007, 05:14 AM) My friend: http://ca.geocities.com/adferent@rogers.com/ROCKY.html Hey, are you trying to get our sympathy by showing us a cuddly cute puppy? Umm, it's working. Quote Link to comment
alfa Posted October 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 I was yesterday to this conference to speak with Ancu DINCA about his work(2 hours discussions): http://www.usamvcluj.ro/2006/simpozion/engleza.htm http://www.viatasienergie.ro/index.php?act...9&limba2=en Quote Link to comment
akamu Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Molly Shannon does the voice acting for Patience the Vampire in "The Amazing Screw-On Head" Quote Link to comment
alfa Posted November 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Consciousness is closer to crackpottery for physicists, scientists... like I said before. http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=196403 Quote Link to comment
Justin Goeres Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 QUOTE(alfa @ Nov 10 2007, 12:58 AM) Consciousness is closer to crackpottery for physicists, scientists... like I said before.http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=196403 I think the problem is that the poster in that thread is trying to tie a model of elementary particle interaction to a model of interaction between infinitely more complicated systems (i.e. between humans & each other, humans & the universe, etc.). While it may be interesting (and fruitful!) to consider the idea of a sort of Unified Field Theory of Consciousness, I think it's reasonable for physicists to be skeptical that any such theory would bear anything more than a nominal resemblance to their own work. To call it crackpottery might seem rude, but it's pretty apt. Quote Link to comment
alfa Posted November 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 Today like yesterday scientists developed new theories to explain consciousness, God…with electromagnetism, thermodynamics, mechanics…. I think all those theories are today in the Crackpottery Bible. That’s why my book is so important in my view because explain our connection with God. Quote Link to comment
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